If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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