It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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