You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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