S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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