You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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