Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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