Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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