so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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