Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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