I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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