Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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