Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I need moral support for this bender
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Randomize
