how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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