i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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