Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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