i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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