How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I am full of burrito and curiosity
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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