in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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