I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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