So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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