I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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