D3 body, D1 cock
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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