Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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