The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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