your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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