FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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