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If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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