Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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