party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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