I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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