he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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