he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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