id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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