We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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