my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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