Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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