when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We don't watch enough power rangers
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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