btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
The Olympian is in my bed
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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