hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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