Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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