I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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