its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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