I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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