We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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