i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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