I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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