and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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