boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
