i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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