in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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