he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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