no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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