His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I think I sprained my soul last night
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So much rum. So many feels.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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