at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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