using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
